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click here »I woke up this morning in a cold sweat after realizing something. I’ve never changed my username color. It’s always been white, from the days when we mere peasants weren’t allowed to change our colors, because of the fascist tyranny ruling over us and our souls being trapped in glass jars on a shelf.
But now we get to be all the colors of the rainbow. Help me gay this place up and suggest an awesome color for me. Remember that it has to be as heavenly and awe-inspiring as I am.